just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
