My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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