I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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