best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
