thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have demons in me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
