Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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