well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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