She's JV to your varsity
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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