We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You don't make any sense
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