Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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