went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
as a side note pls kill me
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
