O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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