She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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