apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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