Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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