Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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