Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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