Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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