do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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