he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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