Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
