just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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