And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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