so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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