Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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