Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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