He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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