its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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