so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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