and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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