i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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