I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
