Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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