I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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