u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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