How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Randomize
