That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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