chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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