He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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