Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They should really pass out barf bags in church
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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