it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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