If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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