She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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