hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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