just tell him i said nine months
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize