Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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