Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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