Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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