I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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