He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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