Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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