So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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