Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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